Funny Grumpy Granny Plant Stake – Laser Engraved Wood Plant Marker with Smoking Grandma on a Bike

She’s got places to be and zero patience for your nonsense. This plant stake features a grumpy granny with her hair in curlers, thick glasses, and a cigarette hanging from her lips, pedaling a little bicycle in her floral housedress. Every wrinkle and scowl is laser-engraved in fine detail on natural wood. We design and make every stake ourselves.

Tuck it into a pot to add some attitude to your plant shelf, or give it as a gag gift to the plant lover in your life who’s a little bit salty and a whole lot of fun. She’ll keep a stern eye on your philodendrons, pothos, snake plants, and anything else that had better start growing.

Details

• Handmade in Lenoir, NC
• Laser-engraved [birch plywood / wood type]
• Stake size: 5.5 inches tall
• Plant and pot not included

Care: Because this stake is natural wood, it will slowly weather and break down over time in damp soil. That’s part of why we keep the price low. It will still last a good while, and you can stretch its life by pulling it out when you water heavily and letting it dry. Wipe clean with a dry or slightly damp cloth.